I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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