So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
