i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
They have beer where we have blood.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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