So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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