found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.