She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Just high enough for therapy.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Someone came in the potted fern
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?