i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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