it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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