How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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