even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize