Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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