You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
COCAINE IS GR8
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?