I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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