have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize