Your tits are I can't wait for
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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