He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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