Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.