I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?