At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??