420 ftw
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Let's get the cat blown out
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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