plz talk dirty to me
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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