he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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