i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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