Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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