You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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