Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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