I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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