She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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