Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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