the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
and you fell through a lawn chair
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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