? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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