I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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