do herpes really smell.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND