the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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