Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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