At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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