We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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