Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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