3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.