you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.