do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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