hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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