I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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