He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
