what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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