i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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