would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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