she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Will exercising make me less horny?
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