Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.