therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE