Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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