i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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