How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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