Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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