your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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