5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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